Never have I ever said “I love you” just to get laid.ĥ0. Never have I ever experimented sexually with a member of the same sex.Ĥ9. Never have I ever starfucked a celebrity.Ĥ8. Never have I ever been watched having sex.Ĥ7. Never have I ever had to do the walk of shame.Ĥ6. Never have I ever fooled around with two different people within twenty-four hours.Ĥ5. Never have I ever eaten food off of someone’s naked body.Ĥ3. Never have I ever gotten a happy ending.Ĥ2. Never have I ever woken up next to a total stranger.Ĥ1. Never have I ever had to turn my phone off before going to sleep to avoid being woken up by a stream of booty calls.Ĥ0. Never have I ever answered a blatant booty call-happily.ģ9. Never have I ever surprised someone butt naked.ģ8. Never have I ever participated in role play.ģ7. Never have I ever masturbated to pornography.ģ6. Never have I ever incorporated a condiment into lovemaking.ģ5. Never have I ever fingered a woman (or been fingered) during a movie, in the back of a taxi, or on an airplane.ģ4.
Never have I ever had to lie about my “number” to avoid judgment.ģ3. Never have I ever written out a list of the people I’ve slept with and been shocked by the total number.ģ2. Never have I ever slept with a married person.ģ1. Never have I ever had a finger in my ass.ģ0. Never have I ever been called a slut or a player-and kind of liked it.Ģ8. Never have I ever slept with my boss to get ahead, or with a teacher to get a good grade.Ģ6. Never have I ever sexted with a colleague just for kicks.Ģ5. Never have I ever fantasized about my best friend’s lover.Ģ4. Never have I ever slept with a friend’s parent.Ģ3. Never have I ever accidentally had sex with a tampon still inside me (or the girl I was with).Ģ2.
Never have I ever given or received a lap dance.Ģ1. Never have I ever had to ask someone whether or not we’d had sex because I wasn’t so sure.Ģ0. Never have I ever performed a striptease for someone.ġ9. Never have I ever given or received a purely sensual massage.ġ8. Never have I ever been unfaithful to a significant other.ġ7. Never have I ever played with a vibrator during sex.ġ6. Never have I ever had sex within view of unsuspecting onlookers on purpose.ġ5. Never have I ever received a noise complaint immediately after sex.ġ3. Never have I ever blown a line of cocaine off of someone else’s body.ġ2.
Never have I ever had sex with someone I wasn’t attracted to because I wanted to get laid that badly.ġ1. Never have I ever required medical attention because there was a foreign object stuck inside me.ġ0. Never have I ever called someone the wrong name while hooking up.ĩ. Never have I ever performed oral sex on someone without ever kissing them on the mouth.Ĩ. Never have I ever fooled around with a really close friend just to see what it was like.ħ. Never have I ever hit on someone after spotting their wedding band.Ħ. Never have I ever had to delete provocative email exchanges or text threads out of fear that my partner would find them.ĥ. Never have I ever slept with someone on account of their impressive social media following.Ĥ. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item as a sex toy.ģ.
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